Thursday, April 2, 2009

Is Barack Obama a show tune queen?


During the campaign I was impressed by Obama's top 10 song list that he gave to Blender; included were "Give Me Shelter" "Sinnerman" and "Think". McCain by contrast listed TWO Abba songs in his top 10. So it's extremely interesting to me that Obama gifted her royal highness with the treasure of so many other queens, an ipod full of show tunes!

This news raises several very important questions: Did Obama create this playlist himself? If so, how long has he been a fan of the great American musical songbook? If not, who was making these important decisions for him behind closed doors (hopefully not Geitner)? Does Obama include "Seasons of Love" because he genuinely finds "Rent" still relevant or is he merely including it as part of a representative sample of the genre? Finally I must ask the question that is on everyones' mind: Is Obama a closet homosexual the same way he's a closet Muslim, closet non-citizen, and closet socialist?

Songs on Queen Elizabeth's iPod include:
"Oklahoma!"
"If I Loved You," Jan Clayton, "Carousel"
"You'll Never Walk Alone," Jan Clayton, "Carousel"
"There's No Business Like Show Business," Ethel Merman, "Annie Get Your Gun"
"Once in Love with Amy (Where's Charley?)," Ray Bolger
"Some Enchanted Evening," "South Pacific"
"Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend," Carol Channing, "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"
"Getting to Know You," Gertrude Lawrence, "The King and I"
"Shall We Dance?" Gertrude Lawrence, "The King and I"
"I Could Have Danced All Night," Julie Andrews, "My Fair Lady"
"I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face," Rex Harrison, "My Fair Lady"
"The Party's Over (Bells Are Ringing)," Judy Holliday
"Maria," "West Side Story"
"Tonight," "West Side Story"
"Seventy Six Trombones," "The Music Man"
"Everything's Coming up Roses," Ethel Merman, "Gypsy"
"The Sound of Music"
"Try to Remember," Jerry Orbach, "The Fantasticks"
"Camelot," Richard Burton
"If Ever I Would Leave You," Robert Goulet, "Camelot"
"Hello, Dolly!" Carol Channing
"If I Were a Rich Man," Zero Mostel, "Fiddler on the Roof"
"People," Barbra Streisand, "Funny Girl"
"On a Clear Day (You Can See Forever)," John Cullum
"The Impossible Dream," Richard Kiley, "Man of La Mancha"
"Mame," Charles Braswell
"Cabaret," Liza Minnelli
"Aquarius, Ronald Dyson, "Hair'
"Send in the Clowns," Judy Collins, "A Little Night Music"
"All That Jazz," Chita Rivera, "Chicago"
"One," "A Chorus Line"
"Tomorrow," Andrea McArdle, "Annie"
"Don't Cry for Me Argentina," Patti LuPone, "Evita"
"And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going," Jennifer Holliday, "Dreamgirls"
"Memory," Elaine Paige, "Cats"
"The Best of Times," George Hearn, "La Cage Aux Folles"
"I Dreamed a Dream," Aretha Franklin, "Les Mis Derables"
"The Music of the Night," Michael Crawford, "The Phantom of the Opera"
"As If We Never Said Goodbye," Elaine Paige, "Sunset Blvd."
"Seasons of Love," "Rent"

(List via NY Daily News)
UPDATE
Barack Obama is NOT a show tune queen. No actual homosexuals were used or harmed during the creation of the Queen's present. Apparently the Ipod's library is comprised of a double disk set known as "Ultimate Broadway."

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